They scrubbed my name off every stall
Bleached the past right off these halls
Painted smiles and PTA
But baby, I don’t fade away
Thought I’d end up sweet and bored?
Soccer mom with a vision board?
Nah. I got claws beneath this tweed
And I came back to watch you bleed
She’s baaaack… with a badge and grin
She’s watching… let the games begin
She’s lurking… in the teacher’s lounge
And she’s got dirt on all your kin
I remember the laughs, the slurs, the shame
The jocks, the whispers, the stupid games
But now your kids are in my care
And guess who’s running prom this year?
You married bland, you birthed repressed
But I smell secrets under stress
You banned my sass, my cigarettes
Now I grade papers... and settle debts
Rizzo, Rizzo, don’t go wild!
You can’t traumatize a child!
But rumor says you hexed the choir
Or set the lunchroom bins on fire?!
I ran with punks and theatre freaks
Now I’m tenured with a vengeance streak
Don’t call it bitter—call it flair
Just don’t call your mom—she’s probably there
I’m not here to nurture youth
I’m here to haunt your shiny truth
Your golden girl days? Kiss ’em goodbye
This is my school now—step aside
Welcome back, Rizzo!
She’s got stilettos and a grudge
Welcome back, Rizzo!
No more cheer squad, no more fudge
She’s the ghost of your regrets
With a hall pass and cigarettes
Welcome baaaack…
To your karmic substitute!