Frenemy Anthem

[Intro] *(Record scratch, bass drop)* [Verse 1] Yo, let’s talk about my "homie," the king of fake hype, Claims he’s got my back but disappears when it’s f***t night. Steals my fries, then acts like he’s payin’ the bill, Wears my clothes, returns ’em stained—bruh, chill! You said we’d ride or die, but you’re stuck in park, Talk big game, but your life’s a mismatched arc. [Chorus] Frenemy, frenemy, why you frontin’ so hard? Your ego’s a skyscraper, but your heart’s a junkyard. Act like a legend, but you’re stuck on tutorial, Diss track for my "friend"—consider this your burial. [Verse 2] Remember that time you tried to roast my playlist? Your jokes landed flat, like a deflated mattress. You ghost my texts but post thirst traps all night, Claim you’re a chef, but your toast burns—alright. You’re the WiFi leech, always hoggin’ my stream, Flexin’ fake kicks, livin’ rent-free in my dreams. [Bridge] We both know the truth—you’re a sidekick at best, A backup dancer while I’m runnin’ the quest. You’re the comic relief, no punchline required, But hey, keep it up—you’re *almost* inspired. [Chorus] Frenemy, frenemy, why you frontin’ so hard? Your ego’s a skyscraper, but your heart’s a junkyard. Act like a legend, but you’re stuck on tutorial, Diss track for my "friend"—consider this your burial. [Outro] *(Mic drop, fading laughter)*