[Verse 1]
Ayo, short stack, step back, you donāt belong on this court,
Pudgy frame movinā slow, you a walking support.
Tryna hoop with the crew, but you dragginā us down,
You the reason every team leaves the gym with a frown.
You call yourself a baller? Man, thatās straight lies,
You a highlight of shame, you the blooper reel prize.
Too short for the rim, too wide for the speed,
Only thing you dunkinā on is burgers you eat.
[Hook]
You trash with the rock, you a liability,
Every move that you make just exposes your fragility.
Short, fat, hopeless ā no game, no shot,
Only place you got skills? That concession spot.
[Verse 2]
Yo, nobody fears you, they laugh when you guard,
Your defense softer than a birthday card.
Try to drive in the paint? Man, you flop, you fall,
Your verticalās a joke, you canāt jump at all.
They donāt pick you first, donāt even pick you last,
They just tell you āhold the water,ā then the squad runs past.
You a wannabe baller, but you built like a fraud,
Ball bounce higher than you ever gone, god.
[Hook]
You trash with the rock, you a liability,
Every move that you make just exposes your fragility.
Short, fat, hopeless ā no game, no shot,
Only place you got skills? That concession spot.
[Verse 3]
Yo, you talk like a baller but you never back it up,
Airballs stackinā higher than your weak stat cup.
Jersey donāt fit, shorts ridinā up tight,
You look lost on the court, man, this just aināt your f***t.
Your shot broke bad, like it owe somebody cash,
Your game so weak it should go in the trash.
Short, pudgy clown ā you embarrass the sport,
Only āballināā you do is at the all-you-can-eat court.
[Hook]
You trash with the rock, you a liability,
Every move that you make just exposes your fragility.
Short, fat, hopeless ā no game, no shot,
Only place you got skills? That concession spot.