DANGLY BITS

[Intro] [Verse] By evolution or design The cooling capsuled sauce of life Unhatched eggs no reason or rhyme But to-and-fro to please a wife [Chorus] ‘Hung Like A Horse’ the benchmark stands Among the rivals for the purse Until by trot the gonad-glands Will swing condemned a gibbet’s curse [Verse] Should the pendulum steadfast pause Arousing paeans to Time stood still The whinny and the whip soon cause All clocks to tick (and tock) at will [Chorus] ‘Hung Like A Horse’ the benchmark stands Among the rivals for the purse Until by trot the gonad-glands Will swing condemned a gibbet’s curse [Break] [Verse] By evolution or design The cooling capsuled sauce of life Unhatched eggs no reason or rhyme But to-and-fro to please a wife [Chorus] ‘Hung Like A Horse’ the benchmark stands Among the rivals for the purse Until by trot the gonad-glands Will swing condemned a gibbet’s curse [Verse] Should the pendulum steadfast pause Arousing paeans to Time stood still The whinny and the whip soon cause All clocks to tick (and tock) at will [Chorus] ‘Hung Like A Horse’ the benchmark stands Among the rivals for the purse Until by trot the gonad-glands Will swing condemned a gibbet’s curse [Break] [Verse] By evolution or design The cooling capsuled sauce of life Unhatched eggs no reason or rhyme But to-and-fro to please a wife [Chorus] ‘Hung Like A Horse’ the benchmark stands Among the rivals for the purse Until by trot the gonad-glands Will swing condemned a gibbet’s curse [Verse] Should the pendulum steadfast pause Arousing paeans to Time stood still The whinny and the whip soon cause All clocks to tick (and tock) at will [Chorus] ‘Hung Like A Horse’ the benchmark stands Among the rivals for the purse Until by trot the gonad-glands Will swing condemned a gibbet’s curse [Chorus] ‘Hung Like A Horse’ the benchmark stands Among the rivals for the purse Until by trot the gonad-glands Will swing condemned a gibbet’s curse [Outro]