kdjt7hrpfd[Verse 1]
Down on Drury Lane, where the biscuits rise high,
Lives a fella bakin’ muffins that’ll make you cry.
Apron on tight, with a wink and a grin,
He’s the king of the oven, let the story begin.
[Chorus]
Well the Muffin Man’s gay, and he’s proud as can be,
He don’t hide his sugar, or who he loves, you see.
He’s got flour on his boots and sass in his stride,
And he likes the D, yeah he says it with pride.
[Verse 2]
He don’t ride horses, but he sure likes cowboys,
The ones with the boots and them deep southern drawls, oh boy.
He’ll make you muffins, and serve ’em with jam,
But don’t get it twisted — he’s more man than a man.
[Chorus]
Yeah, the Muffin Man’s gay, and he’s sweet as can be,
Likes a strong cup of coffee and a man on his knee.
He’s got a recipe for livin’ wild and free,
And he likes the D — y’all, let the man be!
[Bridge]
So don’t go judgin’ when he twirls in the barn,
He’s just spreadin’ love with his Southern charm.
Got a heart full of butter and a soul that sings,
And Lord, you should see him line dance in them jeans.
[Final Chorus]
The Muffin Man’s gay, and he’s happy to say,
He’s bakin’ up love in a bold kinda way.
With sprinkles of sass and a whole lotta glee,
Yeah, he likes the D — and he’s livin’ carefree!