Rhino everybody knows you got one tail four feet twelve toe mr rhino look what grows one big horn on tip your nose [verses 1] now you got three friends mr rhinoceros elephant gaur and sloth bear you got two bad eyes but you're sure not d**d and in Asia and africa there's not many of you left mr rhino everybody knows you got one tail four feet twelve toe mr rhino look what grows one big horn on tip your nose [verse 2] five six seven makes a herd and on your back rides a indian roller eight nine ten you weigh a ton but you're fast as a horse when you're on a run mr rhino everybody knows you got one tail four feet twelve toe mr rhino look what grows one big horn on tip your nose[instrumental] [verses 3] bramble and nettles you love to crunch with your many teeth you munch and munch you're the one and only sure as born bigger and better than a indian unicorn mr rhino everybody knows you got one tail four feet twelve toe mr rhino look what grows one big horn on tip your nose[verses 4] I said one big horn on tip your nose