Kennady Rowley
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> Go buy a wheel of cheese, hit the barn,
> Pay for ten goats just to get in — we yarn!
> We lit in this lodge, ja, hand me my boots,
> We stomp 'round the Alps, not givin’ two hoots!
YODEL-AY-HEE-HOO, ooh, smoosh some strudel too!
I’m the biggest in the yodel game, yodel what it do?
Put a schnitzel on a platter,
Granny said I’m lookin’ fatter — doesn't matter!
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**Yodel-21, can you yodel-somethin’ for me?**
Can you bust out that cowbell harmony?
And yodel-21, can you toss a verse for me?
Drop some bars to my *ex* in the bakery!
Yodel-do your thing, 21, yodel your thing
Throw some edelweiss in the air, let it ring!
Yellow butter in the churn — that's gold,
Never send a raven with gossip, that's cold!
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I yodel in Vanish Mode, no echo, just vibes,
My goat took your girl — Alpine surprise!
All my exes churnin' cream in regret,
If the mountain’s quiet — yodel louder, don’t fret!
Whack a bratwurst with a spatula, snack it,
Slam a pretzel down, bro — don’t get dramatic!
Don’t call me on Yule night, call your Oma,
She got the schnapps — tell her I owe her.
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Why my rivals only flex on skis,
But when it’s time to sled, they freeze?
Yodel-pay me in strudel stacks,
All you haters get Alpine claps.
Better find someone else to call,
When your cheese stash starts to fall.
AYY-YODELAY-HEE, S*******r Chalet shhh,
M****r the fondue, melt it real slick.
Sticks and stones and pinecone drones,
That’s just what this yodeler’s on!
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Used to dream of a fancy sled,
Now we rollin’ with fur cap on my head.
From Bern to Bavaria, they know the flex,
Yodel-vet in the lodge — show respect!