Kream[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Yo, it’s Mario stompin’ Goombas in the past,
Now I’m stompin’ *sses—jump, fireball, fast!
Link’s swingin’ swords, Zelda’s throwin’ shade,
Fox McCloud got lasers, *uck a fade!
Samus charge shot, bitch, this ain’t no game,
Pikachu zappin’ nuts, you’ll remember the pain!
DK’s got barrels, tossin’ ‘em like trash,
Luigi’s ghost-bustin’, now he’s bustin’ your a*s!
[Chorus]
8bit b***d on the stage, yeah we smashin’ hard,
F***t to the death, mother*uckers, yeah we throwin’ fists!
Melee veterans, no new kids on the card,
Final Destination—no items, just scars!
[Verse 2]
Captain Falcon’s knee—*BAM*—your spine’s wrecked,
Ness bat swing, home-run, respect!
Ice Climbers duo, twin hammers of frost,
Jigglypuff sings, then you’re nappin’—*ss lost!
Yoshi’s tongue lashes, steal your stock like a thief,
Kirby sucks you in, spit you out—*uck grief!
Peach slaps with a pan, parasol in the sky,
Ganondorf’s warlock p***h—say goodbye!
[Bridge]
Team-ups? Hell yeah—Luigi and Green Mario,
Link and Sheik, s**b your face in the shadows!
Pokéballs flyin’, Master Hand’s on the b**t,
Break the targets, smash balls, *uck defeat!
[Verse 3]
Mewtwo’s psychic, floatin’ like a *sshole,
Marth’s blade crits—swish, no control!
Roy’s our boy, flames melt your HP,
Dr. Mario pills—prescription: *uckin’ OD!
Final stock, one life, no continues here,
Melee legends, 80s grit, we pioneer!
[Outro]