Yeh naam yaad rakhna,
Main woh banda hoon jo intern banke aaya tha,
Aur ab CEO ki kursi pe meri chai aa rahi hai ☕
Corporate ka villain.
Main entry level nahi, main entry hi level hoon
Suit toh pehna kal, par mindset se rebel hoon
Swipe card se khola tha gate,
Aaj boardroom mein meri entry late
Bhai yeh Monday nahi, yeh mera runway hai
Calendar mera fan hai, roz mera show hai
KPI? I make my own damn score
Client mujhe pitch kare, main karoon ignore
Main hoon Corporate
Tere jaise kaam dhoondte, main brand ban gaya
Office mein vibe laaya, plan ban gaya
Teri bonus list mein jo naam hai — main reason hoon
Main season hoon, tu just a weekend hoon
Mera office mere naam pe hai
Chair mere naam pe hai
Tum logon ke target ke upar
Main likh ke chhod deta hoon: "Easy bro, chill."
Tu kaam se kaam kar,
Main kaam se naam kar
Team mujhe leader kahe,
HR mujhe problem bole 😈
Main woh employee hoon
Jo manager ka mood decide karta hai
Aur woh banda bhi
Jiske resign hone ki khabar... HR ko headlines bana deti hai
Yeh "Corporate" meri story nahi hai...
Yeh sab ki kahani hai
Par farq itna hai
Main file se nahi... fire se likhta hoon
