I was gonna streamline all the feds
Then I got high
I was gonna cut those budget threads
But then I got high
Now the deficit’s still climbing, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
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I was gonna fire consultants fast
Then I got high
Thought a chainsaw would make savings last
But then I got high
Now I’m leaving with a black eye, can’t deny
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high