Left Lane Lunacy

[Intro] *[Distorted guitar riff fades in, followed by a steady b**t and banjo twang]* [Verse 1] Yeah, they’re screamin’ "progress" but it’s all a backwards game, Cancel culture vultures tryna bury every name. They’ll shout you down if you don’t kneel to their parade, But we’re the ones who built this land where freedoms laid. They tax the sweat off your back, then call it "fair," Redefine the truth and act like nobody’s there. Got pronouns in their bios, hate flags in their hearts, While we’re keepin’ diesel trucks and common sense as art. [Chorus] Left lane’s drivin’ crazy, swervin’ off the righteous track, Burnin’ down the past just so they can paint it black. They’ll preach “equality” but silence anyone who talks, Yeah, the circus is in town—but we ain’t clappin’ for these clowns. [Verse 2] They’ll hand you a mask and say it’s all about your health, Then take your job, your speech, and every ounce of wealth. Call you a bigot if you dare to question why, While their pockets fill with lies they’re sellin’ to the sky. They’ll rewrite history, tear the heroes from the stone, But we know the truth—it’s in the b***d, the soil, the home. You can’t erase a nation built on grit and guts, While they’re busy cuttin’ brakes, we’re tightenin’ our nuts. [Chorus] Left lane’s drivin’ crazy, swervin’ off the righteous track, Burnin’ down the past just so they can paint it black. They’ll preach “equality” but silence anyone who talks, Yeah, the circus is in town—but we ain’t clappin’ for these clowns. [Bridge] So let ’em hate, let ’em rave, let ’em march in their despair, We’ll be the backbone laughin’ as they trip on their own snare. Freedom ain’t a handout, it’s a flame you gotta f***t, While they’re lost in echo chambers, we’re the ones who bear the light. [Outro] *[Guitar fades, b**t drops to a lone banjo strum]*