[Intro]
(Guitar riff shreds, chaotic laughter echoes)
[Verse 1]
In a warzone of mayhem, where the chaos reigns,
Heavy Weapons Guy loads his minigun with disdain.
But the battlefield pauses when hunger strikes true,
He cracks open lunchbox—a sandwich in view!
Meat piled sky-high, cheese drips like molten lead,
Lettuce crisp as shrapnel, tomato bullets of red.
He growls through the crunch, "This is my sacred feast,
A carnivore's anthem—no mercy, no peace!"
[Chorus]
Heavy metal sandwich, crunch through the pain,
Bread like a shield, flavors e*****e in his brain!
Chaos can wait, let the rockets all fly,
He’s savoring mayo as the world burns nearby!
[Verse 2]
Sourdough steel armor, pickles sharp as a k***e,
Bacon strips clanking—this sandwich is life!
He chews through the madness, a one-man buffet,
"Sandvich fuels vengeance!" he roars mid-buffet.
[Bridge]
(Guitar solo screeches, drum blasts like grenades)
Condiments of justice, mustard rivers flow,
He licks his fingers clean—nowhere left to go!
[Chorus]
Heavy metal sandwich, crunch through the pain,
Bread like a shield, flavors e*****e in his brain!
Chaos can wait, let the rockets all fly,
He’s savoring mayo as the world burns nearby!
[Outro]
(Laughter fades, final crunch echoes into silence)
