A Parkour Noob

I woke up on dirt, looked around the sky, A hundred players racing, and I just asked “Why?” Stepped to the edge — then I slipped and fell, Landed in shame, in the Noob Hotel. Tried to jump a block, thought I had the strats, Missed the shift key, now I'm chillin' with the rats. Laughed at by Pros, but I held my breath, One day I'll parkour my way to death. Jump again, even when I fall, Missed that slab, now I'm back at the wall. Stone beneath, but dreams in my eyes, I'll rise from Noob — to touch the skies! They say “Noob, go mine,” but I grind that path, Fail a quad jump, then I do the math. Button press timing? Yeah, I’m late again, But I smile through pain, I don’t need a win. Watched the Masters, high above they stand, With every leap, they command the land. But here in the mud, I make my vow: "I can't make that jump... but I will learn how." Jump again, though my shoes are worn, Respawned here since the day I was born. Can’t break stone, can’t place a sign, But give me time — and that rank is mine! No checkpoints left, just shame and memes, But I’m powered by my pixel dreams. Every fall is just a test, And someday I’ll be with the rest... Jump again — now the world will see, Even Noobs can rewrite their destiny. From the Noob zone, where all fall flat, To the God tier — imagine that.