[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Toilet kaun le gaya re, AC fan kaun le gaya re
Mug bhi gaya, mirror bhi gaya, sabooton mein chhupi ek maya re!
Chhoro ne loota ghar mera, haaye haaye ramji re
Bhaloo ya bandar... asli mastermind hai re?
[Chorus]
Flush ki mystery bhari padi hai re
Chori hua hai sab, koi toh pakda jaaye re
Mujhe to chahiye jhaag, tabhi bataaunga
Kaun hai asli chor bhaiya re!
[Verse 2]
Darwaza khola toh dekha, hawa bhi gayi udd re
Switch bhi chala gaya, bijli bani hai mudd re
Pata nahi kaun hai yeh kalaakaar bhaiya re
Jungle se aaya kya? Haathi ya fir sher re?
[Bridge]
Chhape re chhape, sabne dekha hai sapna re
Par paani ka hisaab, ab karega kaun re?
Chor ne chhoda hai nishaan, haath mein bas ek daan re
Jhaag se milegi pehchan, ab toh pakde jaa re!
[Chorus]
Flush ki mystery bhari padi hai re
Chori hua hai sab, koi toh pakda jaaye re
Mujhe to chahiye jhaag, tabhi bataaunga
Kaun hai asli chor bhaiya re!
[Outro]