Man, if you knew him back then, youâd never believe it Lilâ bro
27 days agoAria v1
Man, if you knew him back then, youâd never believe it
Lilâ bro in the Marines? Yeah, I couldnât conceive it
From diaper b**b strikes to drill sergeant dreams
Now heâs clean-cut, mean mug, servinâ the team!
Back in the day, he was pure chaos
Turned the house to a warzoneâtotal loss
Nerf guns loaded, goggles on tight
Yellinâ âGO GO GO!â at the speed of light
Used to crawl through mud just for fun
Now heâs doinâ it daily with a loaded g*n
He once got banned from three barbershops
Now he rocks a fade thatâs military top-notch
He went from snack thief to a barracks beast
Push-ups at dawn, no more sugary feasts
Boots laced tight, marchinâ in line
But I still see that wild lilâ bro of mine
Yeah, heâs tough now, fightinâ overseas
But I remember him cryinâ âbout scraped knees
Heâs a Marine, sure, heâs made the team
But I still got that video of him singinâ to Ice Cream!
He used to scream if broccoli touched his plate
Now he eats MREs and cleans his crate
Once poured glue in the family car
Now heâs runninâ drills like a rising star
Called his CO âbroâ the very first day
Had to drop and give fiftyâclassic Ray
Letters from camp say heâs learninâ fast
But I bet heâs still hidinâ snacks in his gas mask
Yo, remember that summer? Backyard warzone
Me and lilâ bro playinâ Rambo alone
BB guns cocked, helmets from the shed
He yelled âIncoming!â â I ducked and fled
We were out in the open, no cover, no plan
Shootinâ like cowboys, BBs in hand
Mom came out screaminâ like a USMC drill instructor
Caught a ricochet, said, âBOYS, I WILL BUST YA!â
Grounded for weeks, she took our gear
Confiscated ammo, made our mission clear:
âNo more warfare on my lawn again!â
But lilâ bro just grinned like, âWeâll train within.â
So salute to my bro, in camo and pride
Still the same lilâ menace I watched grow wide-eyed
From sticky hands to battalion plans
Yo, who knew the Marines took wild little man?!