Zeus the Jolly Patrol Giant
6/27/2025Aria v1
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Oh, here comes Zeus with his thunder paws,
A fluffy shadow with those iron jaws!
Long black hair, a belly so wide,
He’s the king of the yard, patrolin’ with pride.
[Chorus]
Zeus, Zeus, the jolly old soul,
He’ll wag his tail but guard his bowl.
If you’re a friend, he’ll melt your heart,
But cross the line—he’ll bark, he’ll start!
[Verse 2]
He’s a gentle giant, a fuzzy knight,
Moonlights as a cloud in the pale moonlight.
Sniffin’ the breeze, he’s on the b**t,
Tippy-tappin’ with his giant feet!
[Bridge]
One woof for “hello,” two woofs for “stay,”
Three woofs mean “stranger, walk away!”
He’s got a laugh like a rumbly storm,
But mess around—he’ll bite *to reform*!
[Chorus]
Zeus, Zeus, the jolly old soul,
He’ll wag his tail but guard his bowl.
If you’re a friend, he’ll melt your heart,
But cross the line—he’ll bark, he’ll start!
[Outro]