Zeus the Jolly Patrol Giant

[Intro] [Verse 1] Oh, here comes Zeus with his thunder paws, A fluffy shadow with those iron jaws! Long black hair, a belly so wide, He’s the king of the yard, patrolin’ with pride. [Chorus] Zeus, Zeus, the jolly old soul, He’ll wag his tail but guard his bowl. If you’re a friend, he’ll melt your heart, But cross the line—he’ll bark, he’ll start! [Verse 2] He’s a gentle giant, a fuzzy knight, Moonlights as a cloud in the pale moonlight. Sniffin’ the breeze, he’s on the b**t, Tippy-tappin’ with his giant feet! [Bridge] One woof for “hello,” two woofs for “stay,” Three woofs mean “stranger, walk away!” He’s got a laugh like a rumbly storm, But mess around—he’ll bite *to reform*! [Chorus] Zeus, Zeus, the jolly old soul, He’ll wag his tail but guard his bowl. If you’re a friend, he’ll melt your heart, But cross the line—he’ll bark, he’ll start! [Outro]