Obama and Osama

[Intro] (Slow rubab and drone) Obama... Osama... One letter different, what a joke! What if Trump had brought the smoke? [Verse 1] Obama hunted down Osama, One letter caused all the drama! Found him hiding in his compound deep, And some things we wish we didn't keep... Goats on the computer screen, Weirdest thing they'd ever seen! Trump says "I could've stopped this mess, Before the raid, before the... rest." [Chorus] Obama! Osama! So close in sound, One took the other down! Can't we all just hit a bong? Before it all went so wrong! Obama! Osama! Names align, Trump could've fixed it all in time! Can't we all just hit a bong? [Verse 2] If Trump had been there years before, No goat videos, no Navy SEAL door! Just three guys passing peace around, No weird stuff to be found! Obama, Osama, sittin' side by side, Trump in the middle, arms open wide, "Gentlemen, let's make a deal, Keep it normal, keep it real!" [Chorus] Obama! Osama! So close in sound, One took the other down! Can't we all just hit a bong? Before it all went so wrong! Obama! Osama! Names align, Trump could've fixed it all in time! Can't we all just hit a bong? [Bridge] (Rubab solo - emphasize that Middle Eastern guitar sound!) One letter difference in their names, But Trump could've changed the games! No compound raid, no goat surprise, Just peace smoke rising to the skies! [Final Chorus] Obama! Osama! So close in sound, One took the other down! Can't we all just hit a bong? Before it all went so wrong! Obama! Osama! Names align, Trump could've fixed it all in time! Can't we all just hit a bong? [Outro] Obama... Osama... Trump shakes his head... "Could've avoided the goats," he said... Can't we all just hit a bong?