[Intro]
[Verse]
This business man's got a plan so grand
Grows his empire till it’s like a brand
But I'm tired of seeing him expand
So I'll use my old shoe to stop his demand
[Chorus]
With a shoe and a cup, we'll take him down
Turn his growth into a big, fat frown
We'll make him believe he's lost control
In our little scheme, he's got to know
[Bridge]
I'll tie his briefcase to a big balloon
Float it away, let it go, let it balloon
He’ll chase it around, he’ll lose his cool
While I sip my coffee, watch him fool
[Verse]
With a box of matches, I'll set his files alight
Burn his plans, watch them all ignite
He'll think he's smart, but he's just a light
To the fire, his dreams will ignite
[Chorus]
With a match and a box, we'll make him see
His growth is just a mirage, nothing but a lie
We'll show him how to lose his grip
In our little game, he's got to slip
[Outro]