Three Men in a Car

[Intro] [Verse 1] Three dudes in a rusted sedan, Seatbelts click, the engine’s a fan, Snoring loud like a kazoo band, Parked by a curb, under a streetlight’s stand. One’s sprawled out, hoggin’ the back, Another’s droppin’ snacks in his lap, Driver’s head bobbin’, cap flipped back, “Best night ever!”—mumbles through a nap. [Chorus] Three men in a car nap, it’s a good night, Windows fogged up, seatbelts too tight, Dreamin’ of burgers, but they’ll sleep till daylight, Comedy gold in this snoozin’ roadside sight! [Verse 2] One kicks the gearshift, wakes in a fright, “Who turned the AC off?!”—middle seat fights, Elbow wars, leg cramps, nobody’s right, “I called shotgun!”—nah, you lost that night. Passenger’s sleep-talkin’ ’bout pizza and fries, Driver’s harmonizin’ snores to the skies, Backseat bandit steals both armrests, “This car’s a circus!”—but they’re all guests. [Bridge] Sunroof cracked, stars peekin’ in, GPS says, “Y’all still sleepin’?” Muffled giggles, then silence again, Three grown kids playin’ “Who Blinks?” [Chorus] Three men in a car nap, it’s a good night, Snack crumbs glitter in the dim dashboard light, Keys in the ignition, but they’re out cold, tight, Funny how z’s b**t drivin’—every time! [Outro]