wrightsgaming[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Three dudes in a rusted sedan,
Seatbelts click, the engine’s a fan,
Snoring loud like a kazoo band,
Parked by a curb, under a streetlight’s stand.
One’s sprawled out, hoggin’ the back,
Another’s droppin’ snacks in his lap,
Driver’s head bobbin’, cap flipped back,
“Best night ever!”—mumbles through a nap.
[Chorus]
Three men in a car nap, it’s a good night,
Windows fogged up, seatbelts too tight,
Dreamin’ of burgers, but they’ll sleep till daylight,
Comedy gold in this snoozin’ roadside sight!
[Verse 2]
One kicks the gearshift, wakes in a fright,
“Who turned the AC off?!”—middle seat fights,
Elbow wars, leg cramps, nobody’s right,
“I called shotgun!”—nah, you lost that night.
Passenger’s sleep-talkin’ ’bout pizza and fries,
Driver’s harmonizin’ snores to the skies,
Backseat bandit steals both armrests,
“This car’s a circus!”—but they’re all guests.
[Bridge]
Sunroof cracked, stars peekin’ in,
GPS says, “Y’all still sleepin’?”
Muffled giggles, then silence again,
Three grown kids playin’ “Who Blinks?”
[Chorus]
Three men in a car nap, it’s a good night,
Snack crumbs glitter in the dim dashboard light,
Keys in the ignition, but they’re out cold, tight,
Funny how z’s b**t drivin’—every time!
[Outro]
