LinkedIn Spark - In the Feed

5 days agoAria v1
LinkedIn Spark - "In the Feed" (To the tune of "In the End" by Linkin Park) Verse 1It starts with one post I shared today,A thought-leadership piece, it’s my clichĂ©.I tried so hard to get those likes,But my engagement’s stuck, it’s such a f***t.I sent requests to VPs far and wide,Wrote “Let’s connect!” with corporate pride.My profile’s optimized, my skills are stacked,But still no views, my feed’s gone flat. Pre-ChorusI posted quotes, I shared my grind,Commented “Insightful!” to stay aligned.I chased endorsements, built my brand,But my InMail’s stuck in no-man’s-land. ChorusIn the feed, it doesn’t even matter,Connections grow, but my network’s scattered.I tried so hard, but I’m out of touch,In the feed, nobody cares that much!In the feed, I’m lost in the scroll,My LinkedIn dreams are taking their toll.I tried so hard, but my posts won’t trend,In the feed, in the feed, in the end! Verse 2I’ve got a headline that screams “I’m great!”Certified in buzzwords, I dominate.My profile pic’s a suit, I’m looking sharp,But recruiters ghost me, it breaks my heart.I joined some groups, I shared my take,Wrote “Game-changer!” for synergy’s sake.But algorithms bury my every word,My “congrats on the work anniversary” unheard. Pre-ChorusI posted quotes, I shared my grind,Commented “Insightful!” to stay aligned.I chased endorsements, built my brand,But my InMail’s stuck in no-man’s-land. ChorusIn the feed, it doesn’t even matter,Connections grow, but my network’s scattered.I tried so hard, but I’m out of touch,In the feed, nobody cares that much!In the feed, I’m lost in the scroll,My LinkedIn dreams are taking their toll.I tried so hard, but my posts won’t trend,In the feed, in the feed, in the end! BridgeI’ve got five hundred plus, but who are these folks?Half are bots, and the rest tell bad jokes.I shared my journey, my hustle, my spark,But my analytics say I’m lost in the dark!I keep on posting, I’m raising my voice,“Looking for opportunities!”—but no one rejoiced.What’s a thought leader with no one to lead?I’m just a profile, alone in the feed! ChorusIn the feed, it doesn’t even matter,Connections grow, but my network’s scattered.I tried so hard, but I’m out of touch,In the feed, nobody cares that much!In the feed, I’m lost in the scroll,My LinkedIn dreams are taking their toll.I tried so hard, but my posts won’t trend,In the feed, in the feed, in the end! OutroIn the end
 I’ll still send requests,In the end
 I’ll comment “Impressed!”In the feed, I’ll keep up the f***t,Linkin Spark’s networking all through the night!