Moon blossom buff!!
8 days agoAria v1
Yeah...
You already know what time it is
Moon Blossom in the building
Hey Jandel — hold this L.
Step back, Jandel, I’m bloomin’ with the glow,
Moon Blossom Buff got that overpowered flow.
You coded some maps, but I mastered the f***t,
Your toolkit’s stale, mine’s lunar light.
You drop updates late, I drop buffs divine,
While you chase fame, I refine the design.
Game feel silky like petals in the night,
Your balance is broken, mine’s feelin’ just right.
Moon Blossom rising, stats too clean,
Buffed so hard, make your leaderboard scream.
Don’t nerf me now — it’s already too tough,
Try to catch up, but you ain't Moon Blossom Buff.
You call that a patch? I call it a glitch.
Your dev log’s lookin’ like a bug-filled pitch.
I buff like the moonlight, soft but lethal,
You nerf like fear — weak and deceitful.
Jandel, my dude, you just play pretend,
Still stuck in dev mode while I set trends.
Your fame’s like code that’ll never compile,
I’m built for legends — you’re patch notes and denial.
This ain’t no hate — just some game dev truth,
You peaked in 2020, I’m the new proof.
Better bring updates, better bring heat,
Or Moon Blossom Buff gonna leave you obsolete.
Moon Blossom rising, stats too clean,
Buffed so hard, make your leaderboard scream.
Don’t nerf me now — it’s already too tough,
Try to catch up, but you ain't Moon Blossom Buff.
Jandel, fix your frame rate, fix your aim,
I’m out here bloomin’, you just chasing fame.
No cheat codes here — just skills and clutch,
Bow to the blossom, I’m just too much.
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