[Title]
Jades F1 Blues
[Style]
Comedy Rap,Novelty Pop,Teasing Hip Hop
[Lyrics]
[Intro]
(Record scratch) Yeah, check the mic... Alright, settle down, settle down. Let's talk about Jade and his... uh... *racing career*.
[Verse 1]
Jade sucks at F1, it's plain to see
Spins out on the straight, no victory
He must weigh a tonne, look at that ride
After all those hot cross buns he ate inside!
He might wanna go for a run, get lean and mean
Instead of wrecking cars on the racing scene
[Chorus]
Stop licking the stuff off the wooden spoon!
(That's just gross, man, afternoon or noon!)
Before I send you to the moon, yeah, pack your bags
After you and Ky have a little goon, stagger and lag
Your voice is so annoying, cuts like a k***e
You might wanna use autotune, save your life!
[Verse 2]
Ky's lookin' at you, shakin' his head
Another last place finish, fillin' him with dread
That engine whine? Sounds just like your tone
Need some autotune magic, make it less a m**n
Stuck in the pits while the others zoom
Just you and that spoon in a gloomy room
[Bridge]
Checkered flag waves, but not for you, Jade
Another DNF, another mistake made
The crowd's all groanin', they know the tune
It's the sound of Jade messin' up another goon!
[Chorus]
Stop licking the stuff off the wooden spoon!
(Seriously, dude, gonna make us swoon?)
Before I send you to the moon, get outta sight!
After you and Ky have a little goon, dim the light
Your voice is so annoying, piercin' the air
You might wanna use autotune, show some care!
[Outro]
(Fade out with the sound of a sputtering engine and maybe a faint, off-key, annoying hum...) Yeah... see ya next race, Jade... maybe practice? Or just... stop?
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Jade sucks at F1 He must way a tonne After all those hot cross buns He might wanna go for a run. Stop licking the stuff of the wooden spoon Before i send you to the moon After you an ky have a little goon Your voice is so annoying you might wanna use autotune.
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[Title]
Jades F1 Blues
[Style]
Pop Punk,Hip Hop,Dance Pop
[Lyrics]
[Intro]
(Upbeat synth riff with driving drumbeat)
[Verse 1]
Green light flashes, engines scream and roar
Jade hits the wall before he hits turn four
Smoke is pouring, what a sorry sight
Another DNF before the checkered light
Yeah, he grips the wheel, tries to find his pace
But ends up spinning, all over the place
The crowd is groaning, shaking every head
"Another hot cross bun?" is what they said
[Chorus]
Jade sucks at F1, it's plain to see
He must weigh a tonne, look at that debris!
After all those hot cross buns, piled up high
He might wanna go for a run, give it a try! (Whoa-oh!)
[Verse 2]
Pit lane gossip, whispers travel fast
"Did you see the size of him? That car won't last!"
He licks the spoon clean, sticky, sweet, and slow
While rivals practice, putting on a show
Ky and you share a goon, a fizzy sip
But Jade just whines with every single slip
That voice cuts through, a grating, screechy tune
Someone hand him Autotune!