[Intro]
Yeah… YouTube’s gone Bollywood again
But I’m still the king of the West
Roll it!
[Verse 1]
SET India, what’s the flex?
Twenty uploads per sec, what’s next?
Soap operas and crying scenes,
Even grandma’s got a six-season meme.
Laugh tracks louder than your mic gain,
Same plot recycled, it's insane.
You ain't building culture, you're milking clicks,
Like, how many weddings ’til the groom finally sticks?
[Chorus]
Drama Desi, full of stress-y
Same reaction faces, all messy.
You're just farming views with no soul,
Even your thumbnails lost control.
Drama Desi, ain't impress me
Fell asleep before your next scene blessed me.
Pewds still standing, press repeat,
I’ll roast your shows on a Bollywood b**t.
[Verse 2]
You call that content? I call that spam,
Daily uploads like it's straight outta cam.
Got aunties fainting, ghosts appearing,
And somehow the baby’s already hearing?
Subscriber count’s a ticking clock,
But views ain’t real if you fake the stock.
Comments off, ‘cause you fear the heat,
I spit truth, while you dance to deceit.
[Bridge – Spoken word style]
Hey SET India,
Remember when we all came here for fun?
Now it's just the same ten actors
Playing uncle, dad, and son.
Where’s the love for creativity?
Where’s the love for memes?
Oh right, you're too busy
Shooting 600 wedding scenes.
[Chorus]
Drama Desi, full of stress-y
Zoomed-in shots 'til my eyes get messy.
You're a soap opera sweatshop scheme,
More overacted than my Minecraft screams.
Drama Desi, better bless me,
Tryna catch up? You’ll never best me.
King of the subs, still elite,
SET who? Get off repeat.
[Outro]
You may have the numbers, the trending too,
But I got the memes, the bro army crew.
So keep your dramas and crying spree,
I’ll be chillin’ with Marzia, sipping tea.
Swedish savage out.