[Verse 1 – The Guild Introduction]
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Welcome to Manja, we don’t play safe
Broke our +10, now we sell fake grapes 🍇
Guild emblem fire, but our gear's a mess
Zeny in the negatives, we still flex 🤑
Ragged robes, no kafra card
Our tank’s a bard, our priest's in Payon yard 😭
Trying to MvP but we brought a merchant
Accidentally vendin’ pots mid-tournament 😅
[Chorus – Big Guild Energy]
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🎤 We’re Manjaaa! We die in style!
Forgot to buff, been broke for a while 💸
Dropped in WoE with no blue pots,
Our SinX tripped and triggered 10 bots 💀
We break your emperium… or try to at least
Then wipe to a Novice with a Peco beast 🐣
🎤 We’re Manjaaa! The lag is real!
Using fly wings like it’s a meal 🍗
If you see us coming — better say hi
‘Cause you’ll win for sure, we won’t lie 😎
[Verse 2 – Guild Life is Tough]
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GvG nights, we log in late
Leader’s AFK, probably out on a date 😆
Guild chat’s d**d, but voice chat’s cursed
Someone just yelled “I MARRIED A NURSE!” 💍
Rash plays Creator but forgets his Acid
Our monk’s only skill is... yelling “THAT’S IT!”
We once fought Eddga with spoons and socks
Got wiped by a poring with boxing gloves on 🥊
[Chorus – Second Round of Guild Shame]
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🎤 We’re Manjaaa! The meme machine!
Our Sage went Sage just to wear green 💚
Our guild hall? Stolen. Our guild tax? High.
Nobody knows what the emblem means, why? 🧐
🎤 We’re Manjaaa! The scuffed brigade!
We castle dance more than we raid 💃
We say “ALL IN” then we run away
Ragranok style, baby — every day! 🐤
[Bridge – Emotional, kinda]
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We might not break, we might not win,
But we’ll throw d**d branches till the server spins 🌪️
We’ve got heart, and memes, and lag
Our MVP’s stolen… again… by a Snag 😤
[Final Chorus – Manja Forever]
🎤 We’re Manjaaa! The gods of trash,
Still trying to refine that +4 sash 🧣
Our dancers dance, our wizards sleep,
Our guild storage just holds d**d meat 💀
🎤 We’re Manjaaa! Remember the name!
Not for glory, but for shame 😎
We don’t top the charts, we break the game
Ragnarok forever — Manja's to blame 💣
[Outro – Spoken like a prophecy]
“They came, they looted, they lagged…
And they danced on your Emperium.”
Manja Guild. Never strong. Always wrong.
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