F**k me gently with a chainsaw, im not mother tareesa
You were nothing before you met me!
You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn!
You were a Brownie,
you were a Bluebird,
you were a Girl Scout Cookie!
F**k me gently with a chainsaw, im not mother tareesa
I got you into a Remington Party!
What’s my thanks?
It’s on the hallway carpet.
I get paid in puke! (totally in control)
F**k me gently with a chainsaw, im not mother tareesa
Monday morning, you’re history.
I’ll tell everyone about tonight.
Transfer to Washington.
Transfer to Jefferson.
No one at Westerburg’s going
to let you play their reindeer games.
F**k me gently with a chainsaw, im not mother tareesa