Rejected again by another fat bitch,
Headed to Shoppers for a jar of l**e,
Blacked out after drinking too much Cass,
Woke up with a cucumber in his a*s,
Quebec wah Mike, moved down south,
Looking for love from the heavier gals,
He is back in country to meet his pals,
Windsor tenants weren't paying rent,
Toothless addicts kept the cash in the vent,
To get his due, Mike had to install a gloryhole,
ended badly with a rash on his pole,
