[Intro]
(Heavy bass drops, distorted synth effects, and Skibidi Toilet’s signature laugh echo)
[Verse 1]
Yo, it’s Skibidi Toilet, flushin’ out the fakes,
Cameraman, TV Man—y’all just copy-paste!
You click your lens, he flickers on the screen,
But I’m the throne, boy—king of this routine!
Think you viral? Nah, you stuck buffering,
I’m the flush that sends your views to *nothing*!
Speed dialin’ chaos, Kai droppin’ flames,
This diss’s a tsunami—drownin’ your lame claims!
[Chorus]
Skibidi-boom, Skibidi-blast,
Cameraman’s stuck in the past!
TV Man’s static, no signal, no class,
We reign supreme—y’all just trash!
[Verse 2]
TV Man, you pixelated clown,
Your screen’s cracked, your hype’s goin’ down!
Cameraman zooms but can’t see the truth,
I’m the porcelain boss—y’all the loose tooth!
Kai’s in the cut, spittin’ lava flows,
Speed’s on the track, meltin’ your froze!
Y’all thought this was a game? Nah, it’s a w*r,
Skibidi Toilet’s flushin’ you out the door!
[Kai Cenat Solo]
(Wild ad-libs, rapid-fire bars over glitchy beats)
[IShowSpeed Solo]
(Chaotic screams, hype verses, distorted bass)
[Outro]
(Toilet flush sound effect fades into eerie silence)
