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There’s a ginger girl named MushyPrawns, She eats cereal at 3:00 in the dawns She wears a Snuggie like a royal gown And screams “YOLO!” when she leaves the town She once tried to deep-fry Jell-O, Painted my car like a Day-Glo cello Told me aliens control her socks, And she communicates with chickens through knock-knocks Oh MushyPrawns, you spicy-haired queen, You use glitter as a weapon, that's obscene! You ride scooters through Walmart with flair, Yell “I'm the shrimp queen!” with Cheeto dust in your hair Yeah, MushyPrawns, please stop — but never change 😅 She drinks ketchup like it's fine wine, Wears Crocs that flash in disco time Says, “Gravity’s fake” while she floats on a pool noodle Tried to build a rocket using only Ramen and a poodle She’s allergic to rules and normal folks, Once replaced my shampoo with Diet Coke Asked me out to dinner, then ditched me for frogs I still hear her laugh echo through the bogs Oh MushyPrawns, you menace in red, Put googly eyes on every loaf of bread You once convinced a cat to drive a van And started a cult called “Prawn Power Clan” Yeah, MushyPrawns... you legendary ham She hacked my Alexa to speak in pirate, Wears twelve rings and calls herself “The Ginger Prophet” Tried to marry a vending machine... At a Chuck E. Cheese… during quarantine. 😐 Oh MushyPrawns, mayhem with curls, You terrify yet dazzle the world You once punched a clown for looking too smug, Then slow danced alone with a giant stuffed pug MushyPrawns... you weird little queen of my dreams 💘 ...please return my toaster.