[Intro]
[Verse]
Got a sore throat, feeling like I'm done for,
But I reached for the wrong one, oh what a blunder!
I thought it was magic, but it turned sour,
Now my nose is running, I'm feeling like a clown!
[Verse]
Thought I'd find relief, but instead I felt worse,
Tried to gargle, but it just made me curse!
If only I knew, there was a better way,
To feel good again, without any delay!
[Chorus]
Oh no! You sucked the wrong lozenge!
Now, you've never been any sicker!
That's why you should choose, The glass dicker!
It's the real deal, no more mister!
[Verse]
Got a cough, a cold, a runny nose,
All because I didn't know what I chose!
But now I know, the glass dicker's the key,
To get back to normal, without any delay!
[Verse]
It's got a taste that's unique, and so divine,
With the power to heal, it's like a divine sign!
No more pain, no more fuss,
Just take the glass dicker, and you'll be just fine!
[Chorus]
Oh no! You sucked the wrong lozenge!
Now, you've never been any sicker!
That's why you should choose, The glass dicker!
It's the real deal, no more mister!
[Outro]