Bikini Bottom Bounce

[Intro] *[Sound of bubbles popping]* *[Twangy surf guitar riff]* [Verse 1] He’s a yellow dude with a square-shaped grin, Flippin’ patties where the plankton swim! Optimism’s his superpower fuel, Drops a *[splash cymbal]* and laughs like a fool! Patrick’s his starfish, brain full of sand, Diggin’ for treasure with a bare, pink hand. Squidward’s grumblin’ in his tiki hut, SpongeBob’s clarinet? *[Kazoo toot]* “SHUT. IT. UP!” [Chorus] Bounce on the b**t in Bikini Bottom tides, Pineapple party where the goofballs collide! Optimism’s bright, Squidward’s face is blue, We’re fry-cook rockin’—*[air horn]* “I’M READY, ARE YOU?” [Verse 2] Jellyfish jam in a neon swarm, Net in hand, SpongeBob’s doin’ no harm. Patrick shouts, “LET’S EAT ALL THE ICE CREAM!” *[Slurp sound]*… brain freeze scream! Squidward’s schemin’ to escape the noise, But SpongeBob’s grin melts his grumpy ploys. “Hey, Squidward, wanna ride my rockin’ snail?” *[Record scratch]*… “NO.” *[Slide whistle]* “FAIL!” [Bridge] *[Kazoo solo]* (Comedic chaos ensues) Squidward’s monocle pops, SpongeBob’s unstoppable, Patrick’s lost his pants—*[squeaky toy]* “HERE’S THE TROUBLE!” [Chorus] Bounce on the b**t in Bikini Bottom tides, Pineapple party where the goofballs collide! Optimism’s bright, Squidward’s face is blue, We’re fry-cook rockin’—*[air horn]* “I’M READY, ARE YOU?” [Outro] *[Bubble pop fade-out]* *[Squidward’s groan echoing]*