Shirley Lee[Intro]
*[Sound of bubbles popping]*
*[Twangy surf guitar riff]*
[Verse 1]
He’s a yellow dude with a square-shaped grin,
Flippin’ patties where the plankton swim!
Optimism’s his superpower fuel,
Drops a *[splash cymbal]* and laughs like a fool!
Patrick’s his starfish, brain full of sand,
Diggin’ for treasure with a bare, pink hand.
Squidward’s grumblin’ in his tiki hut,
SpongeBob’s clarinet? *[Kazoo toot]* “SHUT. IT. UP!”
[Chorus]
Bounce on the b**t in Bikini Bottom tides,
Pineapple party where the goofballs collide!
Optimism’s bright, Squidward’s face is blue,
We’re fry-cook rockin’—*[air horn]* “I’M READY, ARE YOU?”
[Verse 2]
Jellyfish jam in a neon swarm,
Net in hand, SpongeBob’s doin’ no harm.
Patrick shouts, “LET’S EAT ALL THE ICE CREAM!”
*[Slurp sound]*… brain freeze scream!
Squidward’s schemin’ to escape the noise,
But SpongeBob’s grin melts his grumpy ploys.
“Hey, Squidward, wanna ride my rockin’ snail?”
*[Record scratch]*… “NO.” *[Slide whistle]* “FAIL!”
[Bridge]
*[Kazoo solo]* (Comedic chaos ensues)
Squidward’s monocle pops, SpongeBob’s unstoppable,
Patrick’s lost his pants—*[squeaky toy]* “HERE’S THE TROUBLE!”
[Chorus]
Bounce on the b**t in Bikini Bottom tides,
Pineapple party where the goofballs collide!
Optimism’s bright, Squidward’s face is blue,
We’re fry-cook rockin’—*[air horn]* “I’M READY, ARE YOU?”
[Outro]
*[Bubble pop fade-out]*
*[Squidward’s groan echoing]*