Pepa Pig 67

[Title] Peppa Pig 67 Arrest [Style] Dark comedy, Hip-hop, Children's parody [Lyrics] [Intro] [Verse 1] Peppa Pig in a cop car, lights flashin' blue, 67 on the speed dial, got a warrant for you, "Arrest me, Daddy!"—squeals from the backseat, Muddy puddles turn to evidence, stompin' on the concrete. [Pre-Chorus] Oink, oink, handcuffs tight, Snortin' trouble through the night, George cries, "Dino crime spree!" Peppa’s grin—got the keys to the jailhouse party. [Chorus] "Arrest me, Daddy, I’ve been bad to the snout, Peppa’s got a rap sheet, yeah, the word’s getting out, 67 counts of jumpin’ in forbidden puddles, Piggy court in session—now the whole world’s in muddles!" [Verse 2] Suzy Sheep’s the lawyer, wool suit, slick talk, "Your honor, it’s just water!"—Judge Elephant’s big gavel knock, Grandpa Pig sighs, "This family’s a mess," Mama Pig bribes the jury with a chocolate fondue stress. [Bridge] Sirens wail, the cartoon world’s flipped, Daddy Pig’s badge shines, but his mustache is clipped, Peppa’s mugshot viral, hashtag #GuiltyPork, A nursery rhyme nightmare where the cops all snort. [Chorus] "Arrest me, Daddy, I’ve been bad to the snout, Peppa’s got a rap sheet, yeah, the word’s getting out, 67 counts of jumpin’ in forbidden puddles, Piggy court in session—now the whole world’s in muddles!" [Outro]