Biddi Bits in Candy Lanes

[Intro] *(B**t drops with 8-bit arcade synths and cash-register ka-chings)* [Verse 1] Step into Candyland, blockchain in my hand, Lick the lollipop ledger, HODL—understand? Biddi Spider-Man swingin’ through the ether net, Sticky webs of code, catch a Bitcoin in her net. Candy-coated Lambos, gumdrop guards at the gate, Wolverine’s got claws—but my broski don’t wait. “Snikt!” through fiat paper, slashed the Federal Reserve, Candy hearts pump SHA-256, decentralized nerves. [Chorus] Biddi Bits in Candy Lanes, Bitcoin rain, no sugar cane, Ironman wallet charged with bitcoin-lightnin’! Pink kryptonite—Stark’s stackin’ sats in the night, Marvel at the hash rate, we mintin’ the future bright. Golden raspberry pi, sweet code in the sky, Superhero portfolio—D-C- can’t deny! [Verse 2] Biddi Wolverine, claws out when the market’s cutthroat, Adamantium hands—diamond grip on the note. Peppermint Riddler? Nah, I’m Tony Stacks, Proof-of-workin’ the suit, repulsor blasts c***h the NASDAQ. Juggernaut HODL, crush FUD in my path, Candy castles crumble? My blockchain don’t collapse. Rogue touch my coins? Nah, I’m immune to the FOMO, Deadpool’s chimichangas? Bought ’em with Doge, homie. [Bridge] Candy castles built on decentralized blocks, Sweet tooth for the ledger, no dentist can stop. Thor’s hammer? Strike lightning on the mining rigs, Thanos snapped half the supply—now we moon, bigwig! Ironman’s arc reactor now mines the coin, “Candyland’s mine!”—Kingpin’s choked by the coin. [Chorus] Biddi Bits in Candy Lanes, Bitcoin rain, no sugar cane, Ironman wallet charged with bitcoin-lightnin’! Pink kryptonite—Stark’s stackin’ sats in the night, Marvel at the hash rate, we mintin’ the future bright. Golden raspberry pi, sweet code in the sky, Superhero portfolio—D-C- can’t deny! [Outro] *(B**t fades with arcade glitches and coin jingles)* Biddi Bits.... Candy Lanes.... Bitcoin.... ***Skkkkrrrrt! Crypto Candyland – where the heroes stack sats, Post-credit scene: the blockchain strikes back. 🍬⛓️🦸♂️