[Intro]
[Verse 1]
When the clock strikes noon and the city’s in a jam,
A yawn fills the air—it’s John Slacker-Man!
He’s scrolling his phone, still half in a dream,
But when trouble brews, he jumps to the scene!
[Chorus]
John Slacker-Man, John Slacker-Man,
He’s the laziest hero in the land!
From couch to crime f***t, he’ll lend a hand,
“Just five more minutes!” is his battle stand!
[Verse 2]
In pajama pants and a coffee-stained shirt,
He stumbles through chaos, but never gets hurt.
The Procrastinator? He’ll b**t him…next week.
Messy Mayhem’s reign? He’ll nap till it’s weak!
[Chorus]
John Slacker-Man, John Slacker-Man,
He’s the laziest hero in the land!
With snacks in his pockets and no real plan,
He’ll save the day…whenever he can!
[Bridge]
The villains all laugh, “This guy’s a joke!”
Till he trips on a couch and their plans go up in smoke!
A yawn-powered blast, a snooze-button shield,
John’s slow-mo moves make the bad guys yield!
[Chorus]
John Slacker-Man, John Slacker-Man,
He’s the laziest hero in the land!
No rush, no stress, just chill command,
The world’s laid-back defender—John Slacker-Man!
[Outro]