8cb8kgw5hz[Verse 1]
🎵 Oh, Matt’s got a head, it’s as square as can be,
Like a box on his neck, it’s a sight to see.
He tries to live normal, but it’s plain to declare,
Life ain’t so simple with a head that’s so square. 🎵
[Chorus]
🎵 Square head Matt, oh, what’s he gonna do?
Can’t fit through doors, and no hats fit him too.
He’s got a big heart, but his head’s in the way,
Square head Matt’s got a story to say! 🎵
[Verse 2]
🎵 He ducks through a doorway, but it’s always a f***t,
Gets stuck in the frame, oh, it just ain’t right.
He dreams of a ballcap, a fedora, or crown,
But every hat shop sends him right outta town. 🎵
[Chorus]
🎵 Square head Matt, oh, what’s he gonna do?
Can’t fit through doors, and no hats fit him too.
He’s got a big heart, but his head’s in the way,
Square head Matt’s got a story to say! 🎵
[Bridge]
🎵 Folks stare and they giggle, but Matt just grins wide,
“I’m one of a kind, got my square-headed pride!”
He’ll carve his own doorways, make the world rearrange,
‘Cause Matt’s got the spirit to turn strange into strange! 🎵
[Verse 3]
🎵 At the diner, his head blocks the sun from the room,
At the movies, it’s like a big block in the gloom.
But Matt keeps on laughin’, he’s as kind as can be,
His square head’s his badge, it’s his odd destiny. 🎵
[Chorus]
🎵 Square head Matt, oh, what’s he gonna do?
Can’t fit through doors, and no hats fit him too.
He’s got a big heart, but his head’s in the way,
Square head Matt’s got a story to say! 🎵
[Outro]
🎵 So here’s to ol’ Matt, with his edges so true,
He’s shapin’ the world to fit his point of view.
With a wink and a nod, he’s off on his way,
Square head Matt’s gonna seize the day! 🎵
It’s hip to be square bro
