It’s hip to be square

[Verse 1] 🎵 Oh, Matt’s got a head, it’s as square as can be, Like a box on his neck, it’s a sight to see. He tries to live normal, but it’s plain to declare, Life ain’t so simple with a head that’s so square. 🎵 [Chorus] 🎵 Square head Matt, oh, what’s he gonna do? Can’t fit through doors, and no hats fit him too. He’s got a big heart, but his head’s in the way, Square head Matt’s got a story to say! 🎵 [Verse 2] 🎵 He ducks through a doorway, but it’s always a f***t, Gets stuck in the frame, oh, it just ain’t right. He dreams of a ballcap, a fedora, or crown, But every hat shop sends him right outta town. 🎵 [Chorus] 🎵 Square head Matt, oh, what’s he gonna do? Can’t fit through doors, and no hats fit him too. He’s got a big heart, but his head’s in the way, Square head Matt’s got a story to say! 🎵 [Bridge] 🎵 Folks stare and they giggle, but Matt just grins wide, “I’m one of a kind, got my square-headed pride!” He’ll carve his own doorways, make the world rearrange, ‘Cause Matt’s got the spirit to turn strange into strange! 🎵 [Verse 3] 🎵 At the diner, his head blocks the sun from the room, At the movies, it’s like a big block in the gloom. But Matt keeps on laughin’, he’s as kind as can be, His square head’s his badge, it’s his odd destiny. 🎵 [Chorus] 🎵 Square head Matt, oh, what’s he gonna do? Can’t fit through doors, and no hats fit him too. He’s got a big heart, but his head’s in the way, Square head Matt’s got a story to say! 🎵 [Outro] 🎵 So here’s to ol’ Matt, with his edges so true, He’s shapin’ the world to fit his point of view. With a wink and a nod, he’s off on his way, Square head Matt’s gonna seize the day! 🎵 It’s hip to be square bro