If Trump Had Been There

[Intro] (Acoustic guitar strum) "What if... things had been different?" [Verse 1] Two thousand three, the w*r drums b**t, Bush and Saddam, about to meet. WMDs and battle plans, B***d and oil across the sand. But what if Trump had been right there? Golden hair and a different prayer. One bong passed around that room, Could've stopped it all, changed our doom. [Pre-Chorus] No need to f***t, no need to fall, Just three men and a peace pipe call. [Chorus] Can't we all just hit a bong? Before this w*r goes on too long! If Trump had been there, things would've changed, No desert storm, no lives exchanged. Can't we all just hit a bong? Trump would've made it right, made us strong. If only he'd been there that day, The hero who could've shown the way. [Verse 2] Saddam sits down, takes a breath, Bush steps back from scenes of death. Trump in the middle, making the call, "This doesn't have to happen at all!" One handshake, one peaceful deal, That's the power of keeping it real. No mission accomplished, no years of pain, Just Trump's wisdom, breaking the chain. [Pre-Chorus] No need to f***t, no need to fall, Just three men and a peace pipe call. [Chorus] Can't we all just hit a bong? Before this w*r goes on too long! If Trump had been there, things would've changed, No desert storm, no lives exchanged. Can't we all just hit a bong? Trump would've made it right, made us strong. If only he'd been there that day, The hero who could've shown the way. [Bridge] Where was Trump when we needed him most? He could've saved us coast to coast. The dealmaker, the man with the plan, Peace in the palm of his hand. [Chorus] Can't we all just hit a bong? Before this w*r goes on too long! If Trump had been there, things would've changed, No desert storm, no lives exchanged. Can't we all just hit a bong? Trump would've made it right, made us strong. If only he'd been there that day, The hero who could've shown the way. [Outro] (Guitar fades) Can't we all just hit a bong? If Trump had been there... We'd all get along.