[Intro] (Instrumental fade-in with a laid-back groove, reminiscent of 90s hip-hop beats and a soulful choir hum) [Verse 1] She’s wrapped in blankets, queen of the couch throne, Scrolling reels all day, WiFi’s her heartbeat zone. Mood swings like the weather, sunny then cyclone, One minute kissin’ me sweet, next she’s on her phone. She says “Ano Ba” when I ask, “Babe, you wanna eat?” Rolls her eyes, hits snooze, claims the world’s on repeat. Unpredictable vibes, but her love’s bittersweet, Like a Netflix cliffhanger, keeps me glued to my seat. [Chorus] Ano Ba, why you gotta be so lazy? Ano Ba, but your love still drives me crazy. Under the covers, you’re my late-night maybe, Ano Ba Queen, yeah, you’re my sweetest maybe. [Verse 2] East Coast flow, but she’s West Coast chill, Blanket burrito life—her signature skill. Moody like Biggie’s lyrics, soft then she’s ill, Complains ’bout the AC, then says, “Baby, just chill.” She’ll nap through the sunrise, TikTok her muse, Laughs at cat memes but side-eyes the news. Unplanned and chaotic, but I can’t refuse, Her “Ano Ba” punchline—got me singing the blues. [Chorus] Ano Ba, why you gotta be so lazy? Ano Ba, but your love still drives me crazy. Under the covers, you’re my late-night maybe, Ano Ba Queen, yeah, you’re my sweetest maybe. [Bridge] She’s a paradox wrapped in fleece, snoozin’ through life, But when she smiles, man, it cuts like a k***e. Moody, yeah, but she’s my ride-or-die, “Ano Ba” anthem—we’re Bonnie and Clyde. [Chorus] Ano Ba, why you gotta be so lazy? Ano Ba, but your love still drives me crazy. Under the covers, you’re my late-night maybe, Ano Ba Queen, yeah, you’re my sweetest maybe. [Outro] (Fade-out with a mellow b**t and a chuckle sampled in the background, echoing the playful chaos of love.)