🎤 Santa’s 69 Trap Rap (29 Days for Thomas & the Crew) 🎤
[Intro – Santa coughing, puffing] Ho ho, 69 puffs in the sky, Santa got 69 minutes, watch him fly, 69 reindeers pulling that sleigh, 69 people getting gifts today.
Day 1
On the 1st day of Christmas, I gave to my friends… 1 fat turkey, juicy as can be.
Day 2
On the 2nd day of Christmas, I gave to my friends… 2 fat ladies shouting “88 — two fat ladies,” And 1 fat turkey, juicy as can be.
Day 3
On the 3rd day of Christmas, I gave to my friends… Spliffs and cigarettes to smoke for 69 minutes, 2 fat ladies shouting “88 — two fat ladies,” And 1 fat turkey, juicy as can be.
Days 4–24 (Trevor stretch)
From the 4th through the 24th day of Christmas, I gave to my friends… 69 spliffs each day with Trevor, Spliffs and cigarettes to smoke for 69 minutes, 2 fat ladies shouting “88 — two fat ladies,” And 1 fat turkey, juicy as can be!
Day 25 (Thomas)
On the 25th day of Christmas, I gave to Thomas… 25 signed football photographs, framed for the lads, Plus Trevor’s spliffs, spliffs and cigarettes, 2 fat ladies, and a fat turkey!
Day 26 (Max)
On the 26th day of Christmas, I gave to Max… 26 bears called Cheesburger, stacked up in packs, Plus 25 signed football photographs, Trevor’s spliffs, spliffs and cigarettes, 2 fat ladies, and a fat turkey!
Day 27 (Daniel)
On the 27th day of Christmas, I gave to Daniel… 27 cigarettes, puffing like a scandal, Plus 26 bears, 25 signed football photographs, Trevor’s spliffs, spliffs and cigarettes, 2 fat ladies, and a fat turkey!
Day 28 (Vaas)
On the 28th day of Christmas, I gave to my friends… 28 minutes to smoke with Vaas — no less, no pause, Plus 27 cigarettes, 26 bears, 25 signed football photographs, Trevor’s spliffs, spliffs and cigarettes, 2 fat ladies, and a fat turkey!
Day 29 (Matt, Alex & Taylor spotlight)
On the 29th day of Christmas, I gave to Matt, Alex, and Taylor… 29 copies of GTA 6 for Matt — imagine that! 29 minutes with Psycho for Alex — madness stacked! 29 villas in Portugal for Taylor and his wifey — luxury packed! Plus 28 minutes with Vaas, 27 cigarettes, 26 bears, 25 signed football photographs, Trevor’s spliffs, spliffs and cigarettes, 2 fat ladies, and a fat turkey!
Trap Outro – Santa’s afterparty
Ho ho, 69 spliffs in my hand, 69 reindeers, we run the land, 69 minutes, I’m moving fast, 69 gifts, stack ‘em up, no cap.
After Christmas, I’m still on the grind, 69 cigarettes, puff puff rewind, 69 with my ting, 69 times, For 69 days — Santa living prime!
