Velvet Obvious

[Intro] [Verse 1] Sip your latte with a pinky raised so high, Black turtleneck, you’re painting the sky. Name-drop Sartre in a dim-lit café, But your vinyl collection’s just for display. [Chorus] Oh, you’re velvet obvious, a curated mess, Jangle guitars can’t clean your pretentious dress. Synth-wave whispers through your hollow pose, You’re a paperback profound—nobody knows. [Verse 2] Monochrome photos of a “vintage” soul, Quoting Kerouac but you’ve never been whole. Your Instagram’s a gallery of borrowed light, A new wave relic chasing last night’s spotlight. [Chorus] Oh, you’re velvet obvious, a curated mess, Jangle guitars can’t clean your pretentious dress. Synth-wave whispers through your hollow pose, You’re a paperback profound—nobody knows. [Bridge] Mirror-ball truths in a disco haze, You’re the critic, the muse, the phase after phase. Dancefloor Descartes, you spin but never sway, A hollow manifesto in disarray. [Chorus] Oh, you’re velvet obvious, a curated mess, Jangle guitars can’t clean your pretentious dress. Synth-wave whispers through your hollow pose, You’re a paperback profound—nobody knows. [Outro]