Teeben gay... Teeben gaaay!
Teeeeeben... GAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
(teeben gay teeben gay teeben gay...)
Tééébééén gayyyyyyy — ohhhhhh!
Tebeeeen... GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
(Tenor screams into the void)
TEEBEN GAAAY 🎶 TEEBEN GAAAY 🎶
(falsetto echo: "Teben... gay...")
[Tragic pause, orchestra swells]
Teeeeeben...
...GAY.