The ADHD Song

[Intro] [Verse 1] A broken clock screams at the wall while the static… A squirrel steals a switchblade and climbs the power… Spilled milk crystallizes into a map of… Zombie eats a math teacher but spits out the… [Chorus] Rusty nails hammer dreams into a half-built… Traffic lights flash purple and the cars start… My brain’s a blender full of unread… Chewing on a battery to taste the… [Verse 2] Piranha in a fishtank writes a love letter to… Gravity flips and the sidewalk cracks like a… A tornado collects stamps but loses them in… Microwave hums the national anthem of… [Bridge] Dandelion roots dig a tunnel to yesterday’s… A fax machine sends threats to the… Piano wire snaps and whispers a secret… Blackhole in my backpack sucks the… [Outro] (Spoken word with excitement) "Ooh, a squirrel.... NICKEL!"