Snacks n Sats - AutoTune

[Intro (Spoken, Cinematic)] It’s SweetBiddi, I’m back with the Bitcoin flow, Stackin’ them sats, watch my candyland grow! Can-deez out here, tryna steal the scene, But her vibes all sour, like a stale jellybean! [Verse 1] I’m minin’ that Bitcoin, my wallet’s a treat, Like a chocolate bar meltin’ in the summer heat! Can-deez talkin’ big, but her rhymes fall flat, Like a candy wrapper stuck to a knockoff KitKat! She’s manipulative, schemin’, with a frown so mean, Her HODL game weak, like she’s tradin’ for beans! I’m stackin’ them coins, got that bitcoin glow, While Can-deez cries, “Why my wallet so low?” My bars hit hard, like a Bitcoin bull run, Candy-coated flow, yeah, I’m sweeter than fun! Can-deez out here, all depressed and shady, Her rhymes so forced, sound like AI gone lazy! [Chorus] Sats and snacks, yo, I’m stackin’ that green, Bitcoin to the moon, livin’ sweet like a dream! Can-deez, step back, your vibe’s too grim, My bars got flavor, your flow’s lookin’ dim! [Verse 2] I’m munchin’ on skittles, countin’ up my bits, While Can-deez manipulates, throwin’ hissy fits! Her songs ’bout Bitcoin, but they lack that spark, Like a sugar-free gummy in a candy store dark! I’m HODLing forever, got that Peter Pan vibe, While Can-deez out here, just a thorn in my side! She’s meaner than licorice, twistin’ up lies, But my blockchain’s tight, watch my value rise! My portfolio’s poppin’, like pop rocks in a bowl, Can-deez got no game, she’s just slummin’ for the trolls! I’m sweet like a Starburst, unwrappin’ them gains, While her sad little tracks just c***h like alt-chains! [Chorus] Sats and snacks, yo, I’m stackin’ that green, Bitcoin to the moon, livin’ sweet like a dream! Can-deez, step back, your vibe’s too grim, My bars got flavor, your flow’s lookin’ dim! [Bridge] Yo, Can-deez, why you lyin’ on the blockchain? Your rhymes so weak, they belong in a spam chain! I’m decentralized, free, like a candy spree, While you’re stuck in the dumps, no sats for thee! Bitcoin’s my rocket, I’m ridin’ to the stars, My flow’s so sweet, it’s like eatin’ Mars bars! Can-deez, take a seat, your old game’s out of tune, My biddi's forever, sweeter than a Strawberry Moon! [Outro (Spoken, Epic)] So here’s to Bitcoin, and my candy obsession, SweetBiddi got the bars, no need for confession! Can-deez, step off, your flow’s a disgrace, Runnin' your mouth without a smile on your face!