[Intro]
[Verse]
So rarely does its stain remain
Despite the ferment of the force
A mighty rock of ages slain
One splash to sire a great white horse
[Verse]
Can logic render fact within
That human form could fashion so
A mega-stool to jettison?
Think not (just flush) and send below
[Chorus]
There is no beauty in relief
Small science tames an asteroid
Great groan of gravity its thief
In praise the chanting haemorrhoid
[Break]
[Verse]
We all look long into the pan
To make quite sure the lot has gone
Did queens of old watch as it ran
Full sixty feet down to the Don?
[Verse]
Why does my pooch sniff and consume
A fetid fragment of the stool
And skid a slither to the room
To watch and wag the panic pool?
[Chorus]
There is no beauty in relief
Small science tames an asteroid
Great groan of gravity its thief
In praise the chanting haemorrhoid
[Break]
[Verse]
A wasp may cause a car to c***h
And k**l the occupants aghast
Whilst many fear the putrid hash
Mere relic of a fine repast
[Chorus]
There is no beauty in relief
Small science tames an asteroid
Great groan of gravity its thief
In praise the chanting haemorrhoid
[Chorus]
There is no beauty in relief
Small science tames an asteroid
Great groan of gravity its thief
In praise the chanting haemorrhoid
[Verse]
Why does my pooch sniff and consume
A fetid fragment of the stool
And skid a slither to the room
To watch and wag the panic pool?
[Verse]
A wasp may cause a car to c***h
And k**l the occupants aghast
Whilst many fear the putrid hash
Mere relic of a fine repast
[Chorus]
There is no beauty in relief
Small science tames an asteroid
Great groan of gravity its thief
In praise the chanting haemorrhoid
[Chorus]
There is no beauty in relief
Small science tames an asteroid
Great groan of gravity its thief
In praise the chanting haemorrhoid
[Outro]
