KNIGHT'S ERROR

[Intro] [Verse] My chainmail is bloody heavy And the castle is bloody cold My fellows just bonk and bevy And my steed is gangly and old [Chorus] I’m middle-aged in the middle-ages Cooped-up castle and suit-of-steel Fucked-up footnote to history’s pages Give me the stench of a wench to feel [Verse] My sword is cracked in three places And my shield is holed many times My codpiece draws puzzled faces And my poems have weary lines [Chorus] I’m middle-aged in the middle-ages Cooped-up castle and suit-of-steel Fucked-up footnote to history’s pages Give me the stench of a wench to feel [Verse] My king is an absent landlord And my queen likes to quaff at night My squire plays tunes on a gourd And my heart lacks the fire to f***t [Chorus] I’m middle-aged in the middle-ages Cooped-up castle and suit-of-steel Fucked-up footnote to history’s pages Give me the stench of a wench to feel [Verse] One day as I watched from the tower Some brigands attacked with a scream In minutes my blade did de-flower Each one and some honour redeem [Chorus] I’m middle-aged in the middle-ages Cooped-up castle and suit-of-steel Fucked-up footnote to history’s pages Give me the stench of a wench to feel [Verse] My chainmail is bloody heavy And the castle is bloody cold My fellows just bonk and bevy And my steed is gangly and old [Chorus] I’m middle-aged in the middle-ages Cooped-up castle and suit-of-steel Fucked-up footnote to history’s pages Give me the stench of a wench to feel [Chorus] I’m middle-aged in the middle-ages Cooped-up castle and suit-of-steel Fucked-up footnote to history’s pages Give me the stench of a wench to feel [Outro]