Naughty List Nightmare

[Intro] (Heavy distorted guitar riff, fast double bass drumming, sleigh bell accents) [Verse 1] You think you're Santa, drunk on the roof Stumbling 'round, lookin' for proof That reindeer landed? You're seein' double! One wrong step, you're in big trouble! Plugged in the lights with the gutter still wet? Fuse box is smokin', ain't seen nothin' yet! Tinsel on tree lights? Flammable cheer! That's not a decoration, it's gasoline, dear! [Chorus] Stupid things on Christmas Day! Gonna blow your holiday away! Metal horns raised, we scream and shout! Don't be an idiot, figure it out! Naughty List Nightmare, comin' for you! Stupid things that you just shouldn't do! [Verse 2] Gift wrap the cat? Yeah, brilliant plan! Get ready for b***d, scratchin' up your hand! Deep fry the turkey, frozen and whole? Grease fire inferno burns down your soul! Left the oven on, roast beast inside? Smoke detector choir, nowhere to hide! Chugged the eggnog, raw eggs galore! Salmonella slammin' through your front door! [Chorus] Stupid things on Christmas Day! Gonna blow your holiday away! Metal horns raised, we scream and shout! Don't be an idiot, figure it out! Naughty List Nightmare, comin' for you! Stupid things that you just shouldn't do! [Bridge] (Speed metal riffing, chaotic drum fill) Think you can drive after twelve pints of beer? Ice on the road fills your heart with pure fear! Wrapped presents with tape? Sealed like a tomb! Rage tears the paper, sealing your doom! Argued with Grandma 'bout politics loud? Silent night shattered by a screaming crowd! Metal advice, simple and true: Don't be a moron in all that you do! [Guitar Solo] (Fast, shredding guitar solo over driving rhythm section, possibly incorporating a twisted Christmas melody snippet) [Chorus] Stupid things on Christmas Day! Gonna blow your holiday away! Metal horns raised, we scream and shout! Don't be an idiot, figure it out! Naughty List Nightmare, comin' for you! Stupid things that you just shouldn't do! [Outro] (Heavy, slow, grinding riff fades out with final cymbal c***h and sleigh bell jingle)