Rap About Mom’s Crazy Budgeting Skills

[Intro] *(B**t drops with a playful bassline and subtle cash-register sound effects)* [Verse 1] Yo, let me tell ya ’bout my mama’s math, Coupons stacked like a pyramid path, She’s the queen of thrift, the ruler of deals, Feeds five mouths on a dollar menu meal! Got spreadsheets tighter than my ripped jeans, Every penny tracked, no loopholes unseen, Mixes leftovers like a DJ blend, Tuesday’s meatloaf becomes Friday’s friend! [Chorus] Budget queen, yeah, she’s cutthroat with cents, Turns nickels to dollars, no dollar spent, Crazy? Nah—she’s a financial sage, Mama’s got skills that’ll rock the wage! [Verse 2] Thrift-store chic with a designer twist, Hand-me-down threads? She’ll insist, “They’re legit!” Black Friday lines? She camps for the win, Returns Christmas gifts before New Year’s begins, DIY fixes—duct tape, glue, and prayer, “Why buy new when we’ve got air… and a chair?” [Bridge] She’ll haggle a clerk till the price drops low, “Ma’am, this milk expired!” She says, “So?” Free samples? Grabbed like a treasure hunt, Teaches us frugality’s a front-line stunt! [Chorus] Budget queen, yeah, she’s cutthroat with cents, Turns nickels to dollars, no dollar spent, Crazy? Nah—she’s a financial sage, Mama’s got skills that’ll rock the wage! [Outro] *(B**t fades with a chuckle and a cashier’s “Thank you, come again!”)*