The Booger Question

[Intro] (Playful, slightly grossed-out synth melody starts) [Verse 1] Sittin' on the living room rug, playin' with my truck Looked over at my sister, and I had the worst of luck I saw her little finger, go on a journey deep inside A mission to her nostril, nowhere left to hide! [Chorus] I see that finger in your nose! (Eww!) Are you gonna eat that? (No!) Well then can I eat it? (Whoa!) Put that thing away, you know! I see that finger in your nose! (Eww!) Are you gonna eat that? (No!) Well then can I have it? (Please?) Just... use a tissue, I suppose! [Verse 2] She looked at me all puzzled, finger hoverin' in the air A little green treasure, stuck right in her stare She shook her head real firmly, "This is mine!" she did declare But then she saw me lookin', with a curious, hungry glare! [Chorus] I see that finger in your nose! (Eww!) Are you gonna eat that? (No!) Well then can I eat it? (Whoa!) Put that thing away, you know! I see that finger in your nose! (Eww!) Are you gonna eat that? (No!) Well then can I have it? (Please?) Just... use a tissue, I suppose! [Bridge] (Music gets slightly chaotic, playful sound effects like a slide whistle) It's sticky, kinda icky, a little bit of goo Why would anyone want it? I haven't got a clue! But since you found it, sister, and you won't put it in your mouth... Maybe... just maybe... I should try it out? (No!) [Chorus] I see that finger in your nose! (Eww!) Are you gonna eat that? (No!) Well then can I eat it? (Whoa!) Put that thing away, you know! I see that finger in your nose! (Eww!) Are you gonna eat that? (No!) Well then can I have it? (Please?) Just... use a tissue, I suppose! [Outro] (Music fades out with a final comedic "boing" sound effect and a disgusted sigh)