Velvet Obvious

[Intro] [Verse 1] Sip espresso through a monocle of time, Quote French poets in a fractured rhyme. Vintage coats and analog pretenses, We’re all clichés in borrowed lenses. [Chorus] Oh, we’re so obscure, but everyone can tell, Jangle guitars ring like our hollow shells. New wave synths hum what we won’t confess— We’re vinyl deep in a digital mess. [Verse 2] Name-drop Kierkegaard at the indie disco, Dance like our shadows are on VHS glow. Art films loop where the plot’s undefined, But we’ll dissect the pixels in our minds. [Chorus] Oh, we’re so obscure, but everyone can tell, Jangle guitars ring like our hollow shells. New wave synths hum what we won’t confess— We’re vinyl deep in a digital mess. [Bridge] The irony’s thick, but we’ll call it “texture,” Aestheticize the cracks in our architecture. Mirror-ball truths spin, fractured and bright— We’re the punchline dressed in strobe light. [Verse 3] Scroll through life with a sepia filter, Post our souls where the hashtags wilt her. Subtext screams, but we’ll whisper the theme: A masterpiece no one’s ever seen. [Chorus] Oh, we’re so obscure, but everyone can tell, Jangle guitars ring like our hollow shells. New wave synths hum what we won’t confess— We’re vinyl deep in a digital mess. [Outro]