Eggshell Chaos

[Intro] [Verse 1] Crack! Splat! A yolk tsunami floods the pan, Flour bombs burst, a sticky, starchy plan. Whisk in hand, but chaos takes the lead, Milk carton rockets blast at lightning speed. [Chorus] How To Basic, smash the routine, Mayhem tutorials, nothing’s what it seems. Eggs fly high, the kitchen’s a w*r zone, Laugh through the mess, you’re never alone! [Verse 2] Spaghetti tornado spins in the microwave, Ketchup grenades e*****e in a crimson wave. “Step one: Stay calm”—too late, it’s a lie, The ceiling’s on fire, but just wink at the sky. [Bridge] Blender roaring like a metal beast, Mashed potato mountains at the very least. “Garnish with grace”—throws a whole fish instead, Credits roll out as the floor turns red. [Chorus] How To Basic, c***h the mundane, Absurdity’s king in this deranged domain. Butter knives duel, the toast’s a shield, Chaos is the lesson we all wield. [Outro]