[Intro]
[Verse]
It elevates . . . my borrowed box
Above the peddlars-of-the-pooch
Bricked-in bankers of Bumptious Cocks
Stabled in hey hi-def and hooch
[Chorus]
There is no gin in Landlord Lane
No infant at its peril falls
Mere wheelies for attention feign
But how self-satisfaction palls
[Verse]
The NHS nimby who barks
Wet leaves on her drive that fright
Louche lady who drinks to her scars
With hysterectomy delight
[Chorus]
There is no gin in Landlord Lane
No infant at its peril falls
Mere wheelies for attention feign
But how self-satisfaction palls
[Break]
[Verse]
Sounds of silence in brush and briar
For wide machines and widening means
Middle-agers that seek no higher
Waiting with baton and false dreams
[Chorus]
There is no gin in Landlord Lane
No infant at its peril falls
Mere wheelies for attention feign
But how self-satisfaction palls
[Break]
[Verse]
It elevates . . . my borrowed box
Above the peddlars-of-the-pooch
Bricked-in bankers of Bumptious Cocks
Stabled in hey hi-def and hooch
[Chorus]
There is no gin in Landlord Lane
No infant at its peril falls
Mere wheelies for attention feign
But how self-satisfaction palls
[Verse]
The NHS nimby who barks
Wet leaves on her drive that fright
Louche lady who drinks to her scars
With hysterectomy delight
[Chorus]
There is no gin in Landlord Lane
No infant at its peril falls
Mere wheelies for attention feign
But how self-satisfaction palls
[Break]
[Verse]
Sounds of silence in brush and briar
For wide machines and widening means
Middle-agers that seek no higher
Waiting with baton and false dreams
[Chorus]
There is no gin in Landlord Lane
No infant at its peril falls
Mere wheelies for attention feign
But how self-satisfaction palls
[Outro]