Gulf of America Summit

[Intro] You see this? Gulf of AMERICA now. Venezuela... Meksico... sit down. We got some things to discuss. [Verse 1] Two leaders sitting nervous on my presidential couch, Venezuela sweatin' bullets, Meksico down south, They know I got an armada and tariffs without fail. "Venezuela, you've been playing dirty with the oil, Biggest fleet in South America, watch it boil. Meksico, you owe me for that wall, immigrants comin' through, I could destroy you both - or we can make it new." [Pre-Chorus] I got the blockade ready, I got the tariffs set, But there's one more option you ain't considered yet, This bong in my hand, it's your final shot, Take it or leave it - that's all you got. [Chorus] Can't we all just hit a bong in the Gulf of America? Before I unleash Hell from Venezuela to Meksico! I'm the king, you're the subjects, that's just how it goes, But take a hit with me and we can square up all the woes! Gulf of America Summit, yeah, that's the deal, Venezuela, Meksico - show me you can keep it real! [Verse 2] Venezuela starts to speak, "Señor Trump, please understand—" I lean back on my couch, cut him off sayin', "Understand? I got the biggest fleet patrolling your land! You've been playing games, causing problems, took us for a fool, Now you're sittin' on my couch playin' by MY rules." Meksico's eyes go wide, "Señor Trump, por favor—" "Nah, save the Spanish, I renamed your ocean floor!" Meksico's getting nervous, hands up in defense, "The wall situation, it's been really tense—" I lean forward, point my finger, make my position known, "Tense? I'll show you tense! 100% tariff rate! But lucky for you both, it's not too late." [Verse 3] I set the bong down slowly on the table, let it sit, "Now listen close, 'cause this is it. Venezuela, your oil starts flowing back to me, No more games, no more delays, that's how it's gonna be. And here's the kicker, you're gonna love this part, I'm reclassifyin' marijuana, brand new start." "Safe as Tylenol, legal from coast to coast, And you two? You get export rights - that's the most. Meksico, that wall debt? Consider it gone, But your border stays tight, immigrants don't come along. Venezuela, you play nice, lift that oil ban, We all make money - that's the Art of the Deal plan." I spark up the peace pipe, the room starts to glow, Presidential seal behind us, puttin' on a show, "This is how we solve it, no need for the fleet, One hit from this bong, and the deal's complete." [Bridge] They look at each other, then they look at me, Processing the offer, what it means to be free, Venezuela speaks first, "The oil exports resume?" "Every barrel, every drop, you'll be back in boom." Meksico asks nervous, "And the wall payment's done?" "Forgiven, forgotten, like it never begun. But you keep them immigrants on your side of the line, Do that for me, and we're gonna be fine." Venezuela takes the first hit hesitantly, Meksico follows suit, exhales slow, finally, Trump's the only king they'll ever know, The Gulf of America's about to glow. The oil's coming back, the wall gets paid in full, The immigrants stay home, the tariffs? Annulled. Marijuana money flowing, everybody wins, Play nice with the King, that's where profit begins. Gulf of America shining in the sun, 'Cause when you deal with Trump, there's only one outcome. [Chorus] Can't we all just hit a bong in the Gulf of America? I just saved your economies from Venezuela to Meksico! I'm the king, you're the subjects, now you finally know, Take a hit with the Donald and watch the problems go! Gulf of America Summit, that's the only way, Venezuela, Meksico - you'll remember this day! [Outro] Gulf of America... that's right. The King has spoken. Oil's flowing, borders closed, marijuana money. Believe me, folks... best deal ever made.